Operation D.E.A.T.H (Part 1)

Some say Teachers are horrible creatures of doom, I too once agreed with this absurd, but generally true claim against the general body of the Teaching staff. But now, as I grew into my adulthood I let go of my past and refined my ideas. I put my ambition, the sole purpose of my existence as clearing  the name of (some ;not all ) wrongly accused  Teachers.

 I got employed at some elementary school, it started out as a wonderful job. But tonight I was hatching a bold plan, at least trying to. I was thinking about the memories of my school years, how I had hated those repulsive, no-good examinations.It was, after all, an exam for my students tomorrow. On that fateful night it hit me like  a cannonball. I would pull the greatest life saving operation of all time! I sat there planning. I'll call it operation: Disastrous Examinations Annihilated by Teacher of Harmony, or operation D.E.A.T.H for short.

'The children are gonna love it,' I thought.

To make a long story short, they did! As I walked into the class, I announced  'your examinations will begin in fifteen minutes.'

'Aww!,' they groaned.

'But I have a surprise for you,' I said

'Yaay!' They cheered

'It's related to your exams' I said once again

'What is it?' They chorused.

'To put it simply you only have to attempt ten multiple choice questions and the rest is attempted  for you.' I finally blurted and I stood there in the dramatic silence waiting for that expected explosion. 

The class erupted into cheers of joy. In words their happiness can not, absolutely, be described.I can just say that it was absolutely wonderful. 

I would happily tell you the ending of my never ending story but unfortunately I am pressed for time. So -however cliche it may sound- To Be Continued.

Next time on Ramblings of Awe:

Yes this is the big hint. And no, I will not be shot
into the stratosphere and meet a tailed cloud it's something
 else

Teachers

In this world there are some evil kings,

They kill, they steal, they torture and do all the evil things.

They are those who grapple you by your ears,

And unleash your worst fears.

Those who delight in human slavery,

And destroy a slightest hunt of bravery.

Slapping is a friendly joke,

They strangle you until you choke.

They are the dreaded TEACHERS,

Disguised as some educational preachers.

But don't let them fool you,

they're dirtier than something found under your shoe.

And eviler than,

A zombie hen.

They'll turn you as thick,

as a cemented brick.

So my friends my spoken words please heed,

And avoid this repulsive breed.

Because they blast, they destruct and destroy,

And play you around like a toy.

So good day and good bye,

And remember you must rebel and not cry

THE END

 

MILLION SORROWS

One word. A million sorrows. EXAMS
Yup, the end is nigh.Due to my EXAMS I won't be making a lot of posts. It's all just Study,Study and more  Study and some more Study multiplied by some more more Study. But on the bright side: Wait......... There is no bright side : /. Buh bye

So me >:)